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<title>From Dr. Seuss, of all people,</title>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>a tale of what happened in America this week......</p>
<p>Yertle the Turtle<br />
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<p>by dr. seuss</p>
<p>On the far-away island of Sala-ma-Sond,<br />
Yertle the Turtle was king of the pond.<br />
A nice little pond.  It was clean.  It was neat.<br />
The water was warm.  There was plenty to eat.<br />
The turtles had everything turtles might need.<br />
And they were all happy.  Quite happy indeed.</p>
<p>They were... untill Yertle, the king of them all,<br />
Decided the kingdom he ruled was too small.<br />
&quot;I'm ruler&quot;, said Yertle, &quot;of all that I see.<br />
But I don't see enough.  That's the trouble with me.<br />
With this stone for a throne, I look down on my pond<br />
But I cannot look down on the places beyond.<br />
This throne that I sit on is too, too low down.<br />
It ought to be higher!&quot; he said with a frown.<br />
&quot;If I could sit high, how much greater I'd be!<br />
What a king! I'd be ruler of all that I see!&quot;</p>
<p>So Yertle, the Turtle King, lifted his hand<br />
And Yertle, the Turtle King, gave a command.<br />
He ordered nine turtles to swim to his stone<br />
And, using these turtles, he built a new throne.<br />
He made each turtle stand on another one's back<br />
And he piled them all up in a nine-turtle stack.<br />
And then Yertle climbed up.  He sat down on the pile.<br />
What a wonderful view! He could see 'most a mile!</p>
<p>&quot;All mine!&quot; Yertle cried.  &quot;Oh, the things I now rule!<br />
I'm the king of a cow! And I'm the king of a mule!<br />
I'm the king of a house! And, what's more, beyond that<br />
I'm the king of a blueberry bush and a cat!<br />
I'm Yertle the Turtle! Oh, marvelous me!<br />
For I am the ruler of all that I see!&quot;</p>
<p>And all through the morning, he sat up there high<br />
Saying over and over, &quot;A grat king am I!&quot;<br />
Until 'long about noon.  Then he heard a faint sigh.<br />
&quot;What's that?&quot; snapped the king<br />
And he looked down the stack.<br />
And he saw, at the bottom, a turtle named Mack.<br />
Just a part of his throne.  And this plain little turtle<br />
Looked up and he said, &quot;Beg your pardon, King Yertle.<br />
I've pains in my back and my shoulders and knees.<br />
How long must we stand here, Your Majesty, please?&quot;</p>
<p>&quot;SILENCE!&quot; the King of the Turtles barked back.<br />
&quot;I'm king, and you're only a turtle named Mack.&quot;</p>
<p>&quot;You stay in your place while I sit here and rule.<br />
I'm the king of a cow! And I'm the king of a mule!<br />
I'm the king of a house! And a bush! And a cat!<br />
But that isn't all.  I'll do better than that!<br />
My throne shall be higher!&quot; his royal voice thundered,<br />
&quot;So pile up more turtles! I want 'bout two hundred!&quot;</p>
<p>&quot;Turtles! More turtles!&quot; he bellowed and brayed.<br />
And the turtles 'way down in the pond were afraid.<br />
They trembled.  They shook.  But they came.  They obeyed.</p>
<blockquote><p>From all over the pond, they came swimming by dozens.</p>
</blockquote><p>
Whole families of turtles, with uncles and cousins.<br />
And all of them stepped on the head of poor Mack.<br />
One after another, they climbed up the stack.</p>
<p>Then Yertle the Turtle was perched up so high,<br />
He could see fourty miles from his throne in the sky!<br />
&quot;Hooray!&quot; shouted Yertle.  &quot;I'm the king of the trees!<br />
I'm king of the birds! And I'm king of the bees!<br />
I'm king of the butterflies! King of the air!<br />
Ah, me! What a throne! What a wonderful chair!<br />
I'm Yertle the Turtle! Oh, marvelous me!<br />
For I am the ruler of all that I see!&quot;</p>
<p>Then again, from below, in the great heavy stack,<br />
Came a groan from that plain little turtle named Mack.<br />
&quot;Your Majesty, please... I don't like to complain,<br />
But down here below, we are feeling great pain.<br />
I know, up on top you are seeing great sights,<br />
But down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights.<br />
We turtles can't stand it.  Our shells will all crack!<br />
Besides, we need food.  We are starving!&quot; groaned Mack.</p>
<p>&quot;You hush up your mouth!&quot; howled the mighty King Yertle.<br />
&quot;You've no right to talk to the world's highest turtle.<br />
I rule from the clouds! Over land! Over sea!<br />
There's nothing, no, NOTHING, that's higher than me!&quot;</p>
<p>But, while he was shouting, he saw with suprise<br />
That the moon of the evening was starting to rise<br />
Up over his head in the darkening skies.<br />
&quot;What's THAT?&quot; snorted Yertle.  &quot;Say, what IS that thing<br />
That dares to be higher than Yertle the King?<br />
I shall not allow it! I'll go higher still!<br />
I'll build my throne higher! I can and I will!<br />
I'll call some more turtles.  I'll stack 'em to heaven!<br />
I need 'bout five thousand, six hundred and seven!&quot;</p>
<p>But, as Yertle, the Turtle King, lifted his hand<br />
And started to order and give the command,<br />
That plain little turtle below in the stack,<br />
That plain little turtle whose name was just Mack,<br />
Decided he'd taken enough.  And he had.<br />
And that plain little lad got a bit mad.<br />
And that plain little Mack did a plain little thing.<br />
He burped!<br />
And his burp shook the throne of the king!</p>
<p>And Yertle the Turtle, the king of the trees,<br />
The king of the air and the birds and the bees,<br />
The king of a house and a cow and a mule...<br />
Well, that was the end of the Turtle King's rule!<br />
For Yertle, the King of all Sala-ma-Sond,<br />
Fell off his high throne and fell Plunk! in the pond!</p>
<p>And tosay the great Yertle, that Marvelous he,<br />
Is King of the Mud.  That is all he can see.<br />
And the turtles, of course... all the turtles are free<br />
As turtles and, maybe, all creatures should be.</p>
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