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Ode to Fred the pig : Requiescat in Porcum
While mowing the grass I was contemplating the sad end of Fred, the gigantic
domestic porker, and composed this tribute:
Here lies the pig named Fred
An eleven year old filled him with lead
Those four
days of freedom must have been nifty
Then he caught eight shots from a big .50
Perhaps Reverend Taylor could compose an appropriate hamily...er,uhh,
I mean homily..... or is it hominy [with grits].
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ScottThere once was a pig named Fred
Now that fat porker is dead
Eight shots from a .50
The kid thought was nifty
Now the hogs served with eggs toast and Bread
Scooter
Hiram - the pig poet
Here lies Fred At least what's not eaten
It took 8 slugs before
he was beaten
Raised on yams and TLC
He quickly became quite large you
see
He had a new home with space to roam
And enjoyed the fresh air and
breeze
A kid with a mission,
instead of fishin'
Decided some sausage to
freeze
8 slugs and a chase
A porcine race
Across the bottom they ran
At the
end what gave out
Was not his snout
But Freddy's extra big hams
Hiram
Scott
Shake shake goes the grain bucket,
Bang bang goes the gun,
OH S**T,
Bad hit,
Now the pigs on the run....
Scootter
Hobie (red faced)
I can't believe I wrote this but hey, I read the other
stuff
...
Fred is dead
I know it's been said
He bled
Felt dread
Now he's pulled
with sauce
on bread.
Hobie
Paul
Fred, a hog supreme
Young boy, hunting with his dad
Eight rounds, Fred is dead
Paul
Paul
From safe barnyard life
To wild living for four days
Monster Pig Dot Com
Paul
Paul
There once was a hog on the lam.
His only thought, "Fred I am".
A young boy with a gun
Put a stop to Fred’s fun
Then turned him into sausage and ham.
Paul
Paul
And one for Jamison
There was a boy named Jamison
Who thought to hunt a hog would be some fun.
With a Smith and Wesson he went
8 rounds he spent
Now he's a somewhat famous son.
Paul
AaronB
My Feeble Attempt at Porketry
Though he wasn’t a pig on the wing,
Fred made eight pistol shots ring.
The fellow that shot ‘im
Was glad that he got ‘im
He said “I never sausage a thing!”
-AaronB
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