it's
ammo dispersion - bj
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My
eyes have changed. I need new glasses. - Paul
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God's
still workin' on me! - Jeff Quinn
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Honest...
I ran out of gas. I, I had a
flat tire. I didn't have enough
money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old
friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an
earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT - Kid Cossack quoting The Blues Brothers
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getting older and I can't focus on multiple planes...really....I mean
it. - jerry b
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It's
my brother's fault - Judy
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It
must be the wires holding my chest together - Judy
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My
brother taught me wrong - Judy
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have small hands - Judy
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My
brother forgot to teach me how to aim - Judy
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| I'm
a new shooter and just need practice -
Judy
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My
brother said I don't have to hit the target if I don't want to - Judy
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| It's
my brother's fault. :-) - Judy
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I'm
practicing 'warning shots'. - Murphy
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I
loaned this gun to an old friend for a few weeks. It hasn't been
shooting right since I got it back. - |
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just cleaned this gun before coming out today. Usually takes a couple
of sessions before it lines out and shoots like it's supposed to.
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Not
my gun. - |
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gun. - |
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My
eyes are starting to go on me. - |
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got new glasses, prescription must be off. - |
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Forgot
my shooting glasses, they're prescription. - |
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have a bad time shooting at this time of the day. The sun is in the
wrong position...gets me everytime. - |
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Just
trying some new loads, looks like I need to go back to my old
ones...wish I'd brought some. - |
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range master has kindly asked me, Please do not shoot your best
when others are present. They are beginning to feel degraded and not
returning to the range. - |
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Some
lowdown dirty egg-suckin' dog slipped into the house and stole the
front-sights of every gun I own! - Doc
Hudson
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| I forgot to wait an hour after
eating - Scooter
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I'm used to the HEAVIER loads - Scooter
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| I just quit smoking - Scooter
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I just started smoking again - Scooter
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| I have the DT's - Scooter |
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I suddenly thought of my mother in law and that ALWAYS sets me to
shaking - Scooter
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| I didn't want Y'all to think I
was showin' off. - Scooter
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My gout is acting up. - Scooter
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| See'n your perty group made me
tear up and I couldn't see what I was aimin' at. - Scooter
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Didn't Y'all feel that earthquake? - Scooter
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| Shooten's
like shiften... I always get nervous when someones watchen me. - Scooter
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Ya know that shiver ya get when
yer wife gets mad at ya???? - Scooter
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| There is an unusually high
gravitational pull. - Dave Beeman
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There is an unusually low
gravitational pull. - Dave
Beeman
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| The earth sped up as I
pulled the trigger. - Dave Beeman
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The earth slowed down as I
pulled the trigger. - Dave Beeman
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| I could hear my wife calling
me. - Dave Beeman
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It's too hot. - Dave Beeman |
| It's too cold. - Dave Beeman
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It's too windy. - Dave Beeman
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| It's too rainy. - Dave Beeman |
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It's too dusty. - Dave Beeman
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| The questions is not what Bush
knew about my shooting but more one of when he knew about
it!" - Hoot
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| My face has some new wrinkles and I'm so
upset I just can't concentrate! - Judy
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I TOLD you I couldn't concentrate!
- Judy
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| It must be the global warming increasing
a regional N20 content. - Peggi
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I didn't allow for the tide coming in.
- erssk
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Just got back from south of the equator
toilets flush backwards down there you know. - erssk
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