by Aaron B.
My heart is weak, my belly fat.
I keep a Twinkie in my hat.
The doctor told me "Can't you see?
You've contracted C.A.D."
I puff when I walk up the stairs
I've broken several kitchen chairs
I'm just like that Sam-I-Am;
Each day I eat green eggs and ham.
Yes, I would eat them here or there,
In fact I eat them everywhere
I do so like green eggs and ham,
I'll eat them 'til deceased I am.
The doctor told me "Take these drugs."
The little pills, they look like bugs.
Eat them? Eat them? No, I think
I'll slip them down the kitchen sink.
Today for breakfast I ingustered
Fourteen cups of lemon custard
Twenty-seven hunks of toast,
All buttered to the uttermost.
When I try to exercise,
I see spots before my eyes.
I must go and find a chair
And eat while I am sitting there.
Give me burgers, give me fries,
Give me crispy chicken thighs.
Give me lardy pinto beans
And dandy candied tangerines.
You'll find that I have never met
An omelet I never et…
Problems with cholesterol
Don't trouble me, no not at all.
The doctor told me "Can't you see?
You've contracted C.A.D."
My heart is weak, my belly fat.
I keep a Twinkie in my hat.
